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Ray from Split Decision

PHILLY born guitarist for @splitdphilly, teacher at @SchoolOfRockUSA. Endorsed by @ghsstrings, @SeymourDuncan & @steveclaytoninc, FB & Instagram: rayraysplit

Philadelphia, PA

Joined on 10 June, 2009


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“Chewie’s wife Malla, his father Itchy, and his son Lumpy.” ITCHY & LUMPY!? Oh how far they’ve come with #TheMandalorian! Happy Friday! #StarWars

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It’s a great feeling knowing that watching #TENvsIND football today can’t possibly hurt me.

Tomorrow night though? Possibly a different story.

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I love #DaveChappelle and his art so much. Being a musician who’s had to look at and deal with crazy & silly contracts in my life, his story is totally relatable. I truly hope he gets what he’s looking for. Kudos @Netflix for listening to him. #Unforgiven

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Quoted @dog_rates

This is Karl. He’s been working on his bark. Turns out it’s way too powerful. 12/10

Check out this cutie. I guess Karl didn’t know his own strength!

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We’re back at @NRBWoodhaven this Friday! Call ahead and reserve your spot!

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Gotta have the right shirt for all of these champ vs. champ matches on #SurvivorSeries tonight!

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This season is crap. All I wanted was something positive and fun to watch before #SurvivorSeries comes on.

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Just like that, I’m cursing at my tv again. #PHIvsCLE

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I’m really digging what the @sixers did on #NBADraft day/night. Is it me, or did Daryl Morey pull a rabbit out of a hat!?

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It sure does, especially since they’re not so fun to watch lately! (I just wanted the glass.) #FLYEAGLESFLY #PHILADELPHIAEAGLES #GOBIRDS #JAMESONWHISKEY

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Is it baseball season yet? To quote #Spaceballs, “When will then be now?” #ringthebell

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Oh man I only got to watch the 2nd half of #PHIvsNYG. Nothing fun to watch about these Birds right now. Yuck. #FlyEaglesFly

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Reservations are all booked up but there’s still some walk-up seating available! @NRBWoodhaven @splitdphilly

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I love everything about this. So glad I got to see ⁦@Jeopardy⁩ live. #AlexTrebek was very cool and did Q&A during the first commercial break in real time. He taped 5 shows a day, split between 2 audiences. Amazing.

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Quoted @nut_history

You can only save 3, which one do you save? Please quote

Best #baseball movies in no particular order:

Major League: “Are you saying that Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball!?”

Bull Durham: “You couldn’t hit water if you fell out of a f***in’ boat.”

A League Of Their Own: “There’s no crying in baseball!”

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I’ll be at @sharrottwinery this Friday, bright and early at 5:30pm!

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Quoted @ColleenWolfe

An Eagles fan will soon have the nuclear codes

There’s this image too...! #RingTheBell

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Quoted @90sWWE

The 2020 Presidential Election

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Give him a break. #ElectionNight has gone on and on and on and on...

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Quoted @jimmykimmel

An all-new, all-politics edition of #MeanTweets! @BernieSanders @EWarren @TedCruz @AndrewYang @Scaramucci @SpeakerPelosi @CoryBooker @JohnKerry @AlFranken @JohnKasich @PeteButtigieg @AdamSchiff @MikeBloomberg

Politics suck. This is super great. #elections #ElectionResults2020

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