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Atul Khatri

A henpecked husband, a father, a comic & a writer who always orders his soup 1 x 2 even when eating alone.For bookings comedy@oml.in

Mumbai

Joined on 3 April, 2009

http://www.atulkhatri.com

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He is so cool 😻

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Justinder Trudeau - PM of Canada supports #DelhiFarmersProtest

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The only khaali staan I see in this #FarmersDelhiProtest is in the Government's heart

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Today we are holding managing committee elections for my Building.

I heard Yogi, Nadda and Shah are coming to campaign..

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Replying to @BrutIndia: A cycle, a helmet, and the endless road... Om Mahajan broke the record by cycling from Kashmir to Kanyakumari in just eight…

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A cycle, a helmet, and the endless road... Om Mahajan broke the record by cycling from Kashmir to Kanyakumari in just eight days. But he was riding for something bigger... Watch to find out! 🚴

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All Australians : Awwww ❤️
All Indians : Saale ka visa permanent hogaya

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Replying to @RamnsekhonRamn: देश का गोदी मीडीया शर्म करे।

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Saala inko itna confidence kahan sey aata hai!??

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Somehow the line "I got for you Paradise Mutton Biryani from Bhagyanagar" doesn't sound right..

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He inspected the Vaccine Manufacturing Units in India yesterday just to gauge in how many more elections can he promise vaccines for free..

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OK Bhakts - Modiji just visited the Vaccine Manufacturing Units yesterday to inspect them

He has not developed the vaccine nor will he administer it to every Indian with his own hands.

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Replying to @dhruv_rathee: 👇

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देश का गोदी मीडीया शर्म करे।

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Replying to @ndtv: #FarmersProtest | Amrik Sukhdev Dhaba in Haryana's Murthal serves free food to farmers

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#FarmersProtest | Amrik Sukhdev Dhaba in Haryana's Murthal serves free food to farmers

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Indeed a Black Friday for farmers in India

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The guy on the left is walking to #Delhi for his rights

The gai on the right has its own special Cow Cabinet 😁

#IncredibleIndia
#DelhiChalo

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To watch 'The Fabulous Lives of Bollywood Wives' go to Netflix

To watch 'The Fabulous Lives of Indian Farmers' go to NDTV

#FarmersProtest
#FarmersDilliChalo

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Happy #Thanksgiving2020 or as Indian joint families like to call it Breakfast, Lunch and Dinner

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Replying to @DeadAntCo: This is one 'ghar wapasi' campaign we can get behind.

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This is one 'ghar wapasi' campaign we can get behind.

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Gora parents v/s Desi Parents

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