A bona fide member of an ambiguous tribe of the new age Indian woman; heavily armed with the weapons of my choice : google and lame jokes.
Joined on 13 August, 2014
Quoted @Ipsamitlodha7
So proud and happy to announce the launch of my new book. I'm sure you'll enjoy it as much as Bihar Diaries!!
Life in the Uniform: Adventures of an IPS Officer in Bihar by Amit Lodha via @amazonIN
Congratulations @Ipsamitlodha7 I am sure this will be another big bestseller!
If it’s not bad enough that there are neighbours drilling through the wall when I am writing, I also have to contend with gymnastics on my bed and a shaking laptop. Can schools please take these children back before the poor parents resort to drinking all day?
I am already a long-standing member of the #GiriHuiAuratClub :)
Me:Doc I am falling all the time-Do I need a neurological evaluation?
Dr:I’ve treated you for advice is you tie a black thread.
Me:You’re a doctor and you are telling me to tie a thread?
Dr:Only this can help you now! #ThreadAvailableAtChemist
Mine was far worse. Luckily most Indians take great pride in our ancestors inventing the mathematical concept known as zero and are determined to continue using it as often as we can :) #ZeroIsNoHero
Quoted @GibletGusset
Taiwanese designer Yi-Fei-Chen is showing off her 'Tear Gun' that collects and freezes actual tears to shoot them back at the person who made her cry.
So you waste more time and tears on someone who does not deserve them in the first place?
Quoted @nowthisnews
‘Baby girl, you are beautiful. Black is beautiful.’ — This woman gave an emotional pep talk to a 4-year-old girl who called herself ugly while getting her hair done
Replying to @shreya_dhan13: Ok I’m sobbing. We’ve all felt this.
Quoted @alokvkulkarni
@mrsfunnybones
What ails a writer? I speculate on the plausible psychological underpinnings of the proverbial writer's block for an invited article for The Week magazine.
This is an insightful and practical guide to the dreaded writer’s block! I would add meditation to this list- Going deep into the subconscious mind and then inserting the notion, an affirmation of sorts, that you and your work both hold value.
Who needs enemies when you have a son who puts this up on the family chat. By the way, I was doing a ‘bent-over reverse dumbbell fly’ a term I would not even know a year ago. #workingatit
Facebook should not allow first loves on to their platform! My bit this Valentine’s Day for @TweakIndia
Replying to @TweakIndia: इस वैलेंटाइन डे @mrsfunnybones की बात मानें और अपने आप के बारे में सोचें।
और यदि आप नहीं जानते कि कहां से शुरू करें, तो से…
इस वैलेंटाइन डे @mrsfunnybones की बात मानें और अपने आप के बारे में सोचें।
और यदि आप नहीं जानते कि कहां से शुरू करें, तो सेल्फ-केयर टिप्स के लिए ट्वीक इंडिया की वेबसाइट पर जाएं जो अब हिंदी में भी उपलब्ध हैं -
‘Your quota and mine-25 pages a day!’’But who gives you the quota mama?’’That’s the tricky part of being an give yourself these tasks!’With brushed teeth and uncombed hair,we begin our day in the best way. 25,or often a mere 5,it all adds up eventually.
Quoted @htTweets
"What might be regarded as a temporary measure to maintain status quo, until a more informed decision can be made, can easily become the new status quo. The result? In the name of fairness, a book is gagged"
#Opinion by @Chikisarkar
Replying to @Chikisarkar: Our courts are meant to protect free speech in theory but in practice they dont. An issue that I really care about - writt…
Our courts are meant to protect free speech in theory but in practice they dont. An issue that I really care about - written just in time for republic day, for our republic of letters @juggernautbooks
Replying to @obsessivemom06: Each time I read @mrsfunnybones piece I realise how much fodder the Indian political system churns out for an observant…
Quoted @KaramjitV
Now if only the men I meet had even 10% of this wit. Sigh!
@mrsfunnybones tinted Sunday mornings are 👌
Make yourself laugh and give up on the pursuit :)
Replying to @Mehnaz_Amjad: I wonder why unlike us, holders
of XY chromosomes seem to suffer from all sorts of drooping conditions.
Laughed out loud…
I wonder why unlike us, holders
of XY chromosomes seem to suffer from all sorts of drooping conditions.
Laughed out loudly after a looong time , couldn't have ask for a B'day gift from my favourite author.@mrsfunnybones
BTW,the GIF looks like banana!
Each time I read @mrsfunnybones piece I realise how much fodder the Indian political system churns out for an observant writer. And there really is no one better at the job than her.
Quoted @mrsfunnybones
Seeing the world through Kamalam tinted glasses! “I wonder though, should we set the bar so low that all we do is trip over it?” My bit this week
Replying to @sauravbhanot: Brimming with brilliant satire, @mrsfunnybones takes on everything from dragon fruit to Tandav, in her own unique style.…
Quoted @diplal
Too good @mrsfunnybones . What will it take to convince you and the editors to make it a weekly column !
Thank you, but I am better in small doses or so say my children :)
Brimming with brilliant satire, @mrsfunnybones takes on everything from dragon fruit to Tandav, in her own unique style. Hilarious & honest, in equal measure. Must read!
Quoted @SaritaTanwar
“Notices have been issued to the makers, producers and the streaming platform. Going by the speed and efficiency of collective agencies, one would almost believe that the greatest crimes in this country are committed by the entertainment industry.” #tandavban
Your quote completed my piece former boss lady:)
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