Jim Handford ( @jimmhandford ) Twitter Profile

jimmhandford

Jim Handford

Stockport County, Music and Moaning!

Joined on 29 June, 2009

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Replying to @OutsideCricket: Bernie Sanders sporting the ‘Durham vs Northamptonshire in the 2nd week of April’ look

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Replying to @UtdJL: Rating Gary Neville’s “oooo” in his football commentary. A thread:

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Bernie Sanders sporting the ‘Durham vs Northamptonshire in the 2nd week of April’ look

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Rating Gary Neville’s “oooo” in his football commentary. A thread:

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Replying to @KermodeMovie: Congratulations you tiny-handed ferret-wearing Cheeto-faced facist-inciting insurrectionist shit-gibbon - you just became…

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Congratulations you tiny-handed ferret-wearing Cheeto-faced facist-inciting insurrectionist shit-gibbon - you just became the MOST impeached president in US history. Twice. TWICE! The stench of this will follow you and your vile crime family forever. Hurrah!
Now fuck right off.

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Replying to @westhamutdnow: I have been informed that the fireworks was in support for a 15-year-old boy named Khia Whirehead from Stockport who is…

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I have been informed that the fireworks was in support for a 15-year-old boy named Khia Whirehead from Stockport who is currently in intensive care, fighting for his life after being knocked down by a police car on Boxing Day.

KEEP FIGHTING. 🙏💚

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Big time!! Up the bastard Hatters! Into these caaaanntttsss!

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Replying to @jetfury: So The Government refused to give what 230,000 people asked for

Please RT #BorisKilledMusic and tag @BorisJohnson in on it…

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So The Government refused to give what 230,000 people asked for

Please RT #BorisKilledMusic and tag @BorisJohnson in on it

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Replying to @WilliamTurton: JUST NOW: protestors charging the media

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Replying to @Mappede: Guys, listen. The guy with the horns ain’t Jamiroquai...it’s Alex from Big Brother 3

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JUST NOW: protestors charging the media

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Guys, listen. The guy with the horns ain’t Jamiroquai...it’s Alex from Big Brother 3

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Replying to @jonmtaggart: "Do you own a chainsaw?"
"Indeed."
"Can you cut down this 2ft dia, 80ft pine tree for me, please?"
"Where is it?"
"At my h…

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"Do you own a chainsaw?"
"Indeed."
"Can you cut down this 2ft dia, 80ft pine tree for me, please?"
"Where is it?"
"At my house........... but the house is just 3ft away to the left & a shed 1ft away to the right.
You need to miss both of them. .........Can you do it?
yes indeed..

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Congratulations @james16gannon 500no. Mr Stockport County!

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Replying to @mnrrntt: “If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine”

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“If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine”

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WTF?!! It’s The KLF. Happy New Year!!

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Replying to @ReactionsTo2023: OK. Who had the return of The ACTUAL KLF on their 2021 bingo card?

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OK. Who had the return of The ACTUAL KLF on their 2021 bingo card?

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Quoted @ThatEricAlper

Did you hear about the drummer who gave his daughters all the same name?
Anna 1
Anna 2
Anna 3
Anna 4

*Unfollowers to the right, please

The greatest joke I’ve ever heard!

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Replying to @bccamplight: Really looking forward to being on Jools Holland tonight. Also, I've renamed my drugs 'Jools Holland'.

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Really looking forward to being on Jools Holland tonight. Also, I've renamed my drugs 'Jools Holland'.

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Thanks to @_billy_nomates for mentioning Moor Mother-Brass in an end of year list. Loving it so far. A new artist I’ve never heard of to get into. 👍

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Replying to @ThomasEvans1984: @jimmhandford @captaintommoore It was gifted to him by British Airways you twerp!

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@jimmhandford @captaintommoore It was gifted to him by British Airways you twerp!

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Replying to @_SByrne: One of the best #stockportcounty performances of the season for me.

Superb in attack when we needed to be, resolute and soli…

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One of the best #stockportcounty performances of the season for me.

Superb in attack when we needed to be, resolute and solid defensively when we needed to be.

County end a remarkable year with a win and go fourth in the National League - what was all the fuss about?!

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