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K but like... Can we bring myspace back?

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Know how I know the earth isn't flat? Cuz if it was you bet your ass I would have yeeted myself off the edge YEARS ago

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Get a tattoo to decorate my body and celebrate it as an art piece? No no. Get a tattoo so it's easier to identify my body if I'm ever kidnapped and murdered

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Finally watching The Act on hulu aka Caillou Goes Feral

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What's happening at the Capitol rn just proves that Trumpies only care about the 2nd amendment when it comes to the constitution

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4 years ago conservatives called us snowflakes and made fun of us for being upset when Hillary lost and now they're holding protests bc they don't understand how govt works

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I read #TheGreatGatsby once in high school and now I'm a queer socialist

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Apparently a high speed train is coming to disney world. All I can say is I'm very excited for the @JennyENicholson video on it

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I love Studio Ghibli but I fucking HATE the giant ass baby from Spirited Away like what the FUCK??

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I was born and raised in upstate New York but spiritually I'm from jersey

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My mom has now taken to asking me often if I've finished writing a book. Even though I'm only 22. And work full time. At a hospital. During a pandemic.

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Very tired of the "I'm pretty AND smart" trope. Give me a smart and ugly protagonist. I need someone to look up to

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I'm actively sobbing over an episode of Golden Girls, so that's where my mental health is at rn

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Self care is writing fanfiction while working at a pharmacy during a pandemic

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My favorite running joke on Golden Girls is that Rose's wap game so strong she's killed at least two men

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Remember when ebola was the worst thing we had to worry about? Miss those days

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On today's episode of my beef with JK Trolling: why the FUCK do the ppl in the Wizarding World celebrate Christmas when YULE IS RIGHT THERE

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If there is ever a year to make weed legal it's this year or at the very least next year. We all deserve a fat blunt after this shit we've been thru

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With Elliot Page coming out and using he/them pronouns, I'm changing my identity from lesbian to queer because I still think they're super attractive regardless of gender identity

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#discoursedecember divorced parents need to start acknowledging that the holiday season can be traumatic for their kids and stop trying to force happy times